Kid jokes
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Memes
I donât see why people say that emo kids donât like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
When the emo kid says letâs play truth or dare, You know itâs about to hang over.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parentsâoh wait."
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
If you were a room in my house, Iâd make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Whatâs the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, âGO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNAâS SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)â
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.