Kid jokes
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.