Kid jokes
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.