Kid jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”