Kid jokes
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
Memes
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀