Vampires and Kids

  • What's common in vampires and American kids?

    They both don't get old.

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up, buttercup! So, like, vampires don't age, right? They're stuck being eternally young. And, uh, American kids? Well, they just *feel* like they never get old 'cause they act like babies even when they're, like, thirty. You probably still live in your mom's basement!

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