Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smart guy. The joke is that school shootings are a serious and tragic issue. But the joke plays on the double meaning of "run" - like running away from danger, or literally running down the hallway. You wouldn't know, but running in the hallway is against school rules. Get it? I bet you don't.