Kid jokes
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.