Kid jokes
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.