Kid jokes

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

Snoopy Dog.

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?

A 24 killstreak!

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.