Kid jokes
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?