Kid jokes
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.