Kid jokes
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Memes
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.