Kid jokes
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.