Kid jokes
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.