Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up buttercup. The joke is that the emo kid is being compared to a non-living object, implying they have no life. You probably didn't get it because you're too busy listening to My Chemical Romance and writing poetry about your crippling ennui.