Kid jokes
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.