Kid jokes
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................