Michael Jackson's Cream Pie

This joke plays on the controversial accusations against Michael Jackson involving children. The phrase 'cream pie' is used as a euphemism for a sexual act, making it a dark and inappropriate joke.

• Michael Jackson
• Kid
• Pop culture
• Allegation
• Controversy
• Musician

• What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
• In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
• What touches kids and is made out of plastic? Michael Jackson, hee hee!
• What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? "Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."