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Before 47

Anonymous
5 years ago
  • A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"

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    Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that "AK" comes before "47"... because AK-47 is a gun. You probably didn't know that because you are a nerd.

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