Justice jokes
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
My teacher is a rapist.