You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Justice Jokes
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
My teacher is a rapist.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
