Justice jokes

Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.

What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?

They get set free.

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?

Prison FC

My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!

To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.

You just shot an unarmed man.

Well, he should have armed himself then.

How did the man in prison escape?

He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?

At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."

He couldn't shoot straight.

It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.

What did the rape victim give to her rapist?

Head.

My teacher is a rapist.

What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?

"You are a consequence of rape!"