Justice jokes
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?
It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!