Justice jokes
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Memes
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
My teacher is a rapist.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.