Joke jokes
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
How do you see past that forehead?
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?