Joke jokes
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable."
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.