Joke jokes
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
How do you see past that forehead?
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.