Joke jokes
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.