Joke jokes
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.