Joke jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Me. I am the joke.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.