Joke jokes
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.