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Joke jokes

Whore

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Adoption

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

Orphan

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Wheelchair

Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

Orphan

What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.

Suicide

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

9/11

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

Depression

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.

Microwave

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.