Joke jokes
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.