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Joke jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?

Because it's family size! 😂

Whey

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

Police Officer

Please don't get mad, it's a joke.

What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.

Grandpa

My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"

Duck

Why was the duck fired from the train station?

He was a bad conducktor!

Cheese

What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?

"That's nacho cheese!"

Whore

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

Adoption

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

Orphan

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Wheelchair

Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

Orphan

What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.