Joke jokes
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Butt hehe.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Like if you hate school.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.