What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Joke Jokes
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Butt hehe.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Like if you hate school.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
