Joke jokes
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.