What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Joke Jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
