Joke jokes
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.