Joke jokes

Stop bullying orphans!

What if they tell their parents?

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

My mom calls me.

Me: WHAT MOM?

No answer.

Me: WHAT?

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

Why can you bully an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

What do fish smoke? A puffer.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

He could never get a home run.

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

What do you call a terrorist swimming?

A bath bomb!

I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...