Joke jokes
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.