Joke jokes
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.