Joke jokes
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.