Joke jokes

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

What do you call a rapper with a cold?

Lil Sneezy.

What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?

One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.

What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?

Well, that is DHALicious!

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.

Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?

Because he was a family doctor!

Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.

I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.

How do you see past that forehead?