Joke jokes
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???