Joke jokes
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.