Joke jokes
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.