Joke jokes
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."