Joke jokes
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
We don't read backwards.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙