Joke jokes
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.