What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Joke Jokes
Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
Boner.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
