Joke jokes
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.