Joke jokes
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.