Joke jokes
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
We don't read backwards.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.