"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Birthday Gift
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! So, the joke sets you up to think this poor kid is gonna get something nice for their birthday, right? But BAM! The punchline is cancer. Get it? It's funny because it's awful. You wouldn't get it though, I bet you still watch Caillou, you baby.
Anonymous
bro u calling this 8 year old dumb but u spelling Deaf like 'death'.I don't know man, think the kid is doing better than you . lol
anon is deranged
Shut the fuck up, Anon, calling someone dumb for autocorrect on a joke. Seek help aspie pajeet.