Joke jokes
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.