What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
Joke Jokes
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
