Joke jokes
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
Boner.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.