Joke jokes
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.