Joke jokes
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"