Joke jokes
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?