Joke jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.