Joke jokes
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.