Joke jokes
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.