You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
Joke Jokes
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
