Joke jokes
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is smegma name?
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"