Joke jokes
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.