Joke

Joke jokes

Brother

    • Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.

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    • Santa Claus

    • When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

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    • Adam

    • Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

    So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

    He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

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    • Woman

    • A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

    The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

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    • Roman

    • A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.

    "Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.

    The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"

    Biologist

    • A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.

    The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.

    The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.

    The statistician shouts, "We got him!"