Amy Winehouse jokes

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?

Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

Like if you know someone is emo.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.