Amy Winehouse jokes

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?

Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?

"Run It!" by Chris Brown.

People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.