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Joke jokes

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?

He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."