Joke jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"