Joke jokes
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.