Joke jokes
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.