Joke jokes
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.