Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Joke Jokes
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
