Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want there mouths looking like jesus christs hands.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
now you should let your imagination work .... imagine naked Jesus with an direction... and nail holes in his hands ........
Why can jesus walk on water Because rubbish floats
Boy:*Scares girl* Girl:GOSH YOU SCARED ME, JESUS Jesus:*Arrives out of nowhere and said wut is it hooman I got work to do* Girl:What work? Jesus:Coming out of nowhere when people say "jesus"
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
what’s the difference between jesus and maddie mccann one had the last supper
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Which company likes jesus the most? IHS markit!
F*** jesus ate his stinky ass
Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
What is the difference between the assassination of césar and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by romans
What was jesus scared of the most? sNAILS
What was jesus's favourite food? Answr: sNAILS
Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven
Jesus is a rock music fan
Because he like 9in nails
My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.
Do you know why jesus is so popular with the ladies?? Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this.. 🤚--------🤪----------✋
Y does Jesus hate skittles Because they fall threw his hands
