Naked Jesus

Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is easy, even for you. It's about picturing Jesus, you know, the religious guy, but naked and...excited. The nail holes are from when he was crucified. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda wrong. You wouldn't think of Jesus that way, would you? Well, someone did!

Comments (3)

No direction but erection...my telephone jokes to me

Do not joke about that. He went through that suffering so we could have eternal life! I could only read half of it because I can't stand to look at such jokes

Your penis could not stand to look at you?, aww you must buy a new strap on then so that this one does look at you. Lol