What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
