Did Jesus cut his nails?
No! His nails cut through him.
Jesus' Nails
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. The joke is a dark twist on the crucifixion. Jesus didn't cut his nails; the nails were what killed him. It's funny 'cause it's messed up! Also, I bet you don't even recycle, you dingus.
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