it's jokes
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."