it's jokes
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
It was 5:00 PM and I asked my sibling: "Can I have something to eat?"
He replied: "No, not until you tell me the alphabet."
So I said: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y, Z."
Then my sibling asked me: "Where's the T?"
I replied: "It's in the microwave, you just need to dish it up."
Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?
It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........