it's jokes
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."