it's jokes
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?