it's jokes
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.