it's jokes
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.