The Kicking of Uranus

Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. You're saying you wanna kick Uranus. You do realize that Uranus is a gas giant, right? You can't just walk up and kick it like a soccer ball. It's mostly made of hydrogen, helium, and methane ice. Also, it's really, really far away. Like, billions of miles. You couldn't kick it even if you had super-powered legs. So yeah, good luck with that, Einstein.