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I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
If you think this joke is funny, give it a dislike. If you think it is not funny, give it a like.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.