Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Soda-Pressing
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, genius. The joke plays on the words "soda" and "so depressing." Get it? Soda-pressing sounds like "so depressing." It's funny because you are a mouth breather with an IQ lower than a chicken nugget. I bet you think water is spicy.