it's jokes
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
I have it.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"