it's jokes
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don't have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan: he tells his friend, "We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks. But then when the bill comes, you get down and suck on the hot-dog, and it'll look like you're sucking on my dick. So then we'll get thrown out without paying, and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again."
His friend agrees, so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude's pants, go to the bar, and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, "Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!" The first guy says, "Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!"
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.