it's jokes

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"

What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?

They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"

It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"

One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!

Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"The FBI."

"The FBI who?"

"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"

Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!

Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?

So it can hang him.

Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.

Teacher: What kind of appointment?

Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈

True story.

I would tell a Koby joke...

But it would just crash and burn.

He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.