it's jokes
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"