My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
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Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! The joke is that "holy water" sounds like "boiling the hell out of it." See, because hell is hot, so boiling it makes it holy. You probably didn't know that holy water is used in some religions for blessings and stuff. I bet you think bath water is holy, you dirty animal!