it's jokes
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Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.
The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps.
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Most states: "It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends." Alabama: "She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."