it's jokes
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
I have it.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
While writing my suicide note, I got a paper cut... it’s a start.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓