it's jokes
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Hollow Knight Meme
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.