Intelligence jokes
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.