Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Intelligence Jokes
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
My brother truly is a numbskull.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
