Intelligence jokes
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Memes
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
My brother truly is a numbskull.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.