Ed is dumb.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
You are so dumb.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
