Intelligence jokes
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"