Intelligence jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.

You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!

Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.

Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.

Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.

You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.

My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.

Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.

You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!

Why can't blondes make ice?

They forgot the recipe.

You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!

Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

My brother truly is a numbskull.

Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

The chicken who?

*Silence*

Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?

Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Why did my brother cross the road?

Because he was looking for his brain.