Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Insult Jokes
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
