Insult

Insult jokes

Candy

  • I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.

    Taste

  • I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

    I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

    I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

    Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

    You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

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  • Friend

  • My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

    Yo mama

  • What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

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  • Shooting Range

  • When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...

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