Insult jokes

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!

Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”