Insult jokes
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.
Memes
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"