Insult

Insult jokes

Mum

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Hairline

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

Mama

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Mama

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Fat

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.