Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
