Insult jokes

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.

You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!

I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.

Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?

A. They always seem to punch down.

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.