Insult jokes

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!

Jimmy: Your mom is gay.

Me: No, you.

Jimmy: I have no mom.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.

What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?

132.513.531.332

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!