Insult jokes

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.

Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!

Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?

A. They always seem to punch down.

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.