Insult jokes
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Your dad.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
You're gay.
Memes
Scary Terry
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
"Ur mum is big."
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
Like this joke. Ur mom.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
This joke is short... like your dick!
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.