Insult jokes
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
I fucked your girl.
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: You're both!
Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Dick muncher.
My friend: "Yo, stupid."
Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"
My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."
Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!