You smell!
Insult Jokes
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Yo mama is Obama.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
