Insult jokes

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

"Ur mum is big."

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

Up your pp with a piece of crap!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A chopping board.

Like this joke. Ur mom.

Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

This joke is short... like your dick!

Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?

If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

You're gay, lol.

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!