Insult jokes
You're gay.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.