Insult jokes
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.