Insult jokes

"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Name a nut. You because are nuts.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

What should I sell my dragon for?

Dragon these balls across yo face!

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?

Have a look at her face!

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!