Insult jokes

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.