Insult jokes
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Fuck u!
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."