Insult jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
You're gay, Amon.
You're so ugly!
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Fuck u!
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”