If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
That is so bad, just like you.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
a skeleton walk into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me and if you try to insult me i have thick skin.
What do call Tyler brown
A spaz
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Say Hey your pretty then she'll say omg thank you so much or something cringe then you say pretty f ing ugly aha gottie
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
