Insult jokes
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.