Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
You are a joke.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
