Insult jokes
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Memes
Scary Terry
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"