Insult jokes
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.