Insult jokes

Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.

Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!

A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

You're pretty, pretty dumb.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Name a nut. You because are nuts.