Insult jokes

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?

A. They always seem to punch down.

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!

Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.