"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
You really put the R in special.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
