Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble... but that would be an insult to MARBLES
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it
I would call Slade DENSE, but that would be an insult to ROCKS
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection A quarter pounder with cheese
My girl freind called me a cock sucker but HEY 20 dollars is 20 dollars
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
My enemy told me I’m adopted so I told him at at least I got adopted
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriage
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision. );
oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors
