Insult jokes

What do you call a pig in a blanket?

My wife on a cold day.

Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.

What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?

"Nice tits, bitch."

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.

Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?

A. They always seem to punch down.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

Your mum is a Rune Giant.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yo mama!

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.