Insult jokes

Wanna know why your pussy reminds me of a garbage bag?

Because you fill it, stretch it out, and let it stink for weeks.

Yo mama so fat, when she is on her period, she floods the entire town with her blood.

My sister was getting something from the basement, and seeing rats, she said: "Rats are so disgusting and ugly."

I turned to her, "Sis, self-hate is not okay."

Did you just kill the last brain cell you have? Or are you just plain stupid?

You're so ugly that you make Caitlyn Jenner cry.

Your sense of humor is like being a short bus kid: it's retarded.

I've the biggest cock. Suck it.

Pretend you're an orphan and I'm telling you a joke:

Your mom.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.

Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.

Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.

Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.

If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?

Your insults are drier than your pussy.

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?

A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.

What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?

Fudge Packer.

Once I saw a retard and an Alberta separatist having a conversation.

Well, actually, it was just the Alberta separatist talking to himself.

Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.

Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.

Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.