Insult jokes

Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.

Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"

Question:

Did you hear the one about MAGA people?

Answer:

It "sucks" just like they do!

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."

Student: "But!"

Teacher: "Is something missing?"

Student: "Your parents!"

What do you call a dick?

Suck my dick!

Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!

My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"

My bully. 😭

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

What do you call a pig in a blanket?

My wife on a cold day.

Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.

What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?

"Nice tits, bitch."

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.

Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?

A. They always seem to punch down.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.