Insult jokes
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.
Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?
Your insults are drier than your pussy.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
Once I saw a retard and an Alberta separatist having a conversation.
Well, actually, it was just the Alberta separatist talking to himself.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.