Insult jokes
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.