Insult jokes
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!