Insult jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"

Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.

Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.

Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.

What's one way to drain someone's ego?

Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.

You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

You're more depressing than your own abortion video.

Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.

Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.

Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.

Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.

Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.

What is Lizzo?

Big, fat, and ugly.