Make Danielle Smith a lot lizard again!
Insult Jokes
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
You really put the R in special.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
