What do you call a feminist who is able to wear a jock strap?
Feminazi.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
You really put the R in special.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
