Insult jokes
Once I saw a retard and an Alberta separatist having a conversation.
Well, actually, it was just the Alberta separatist talking to himself.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.
Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".
Doesn't he own a mirror?
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.