Insult jokes
Your mom #69.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?