Insult jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Eat my ass!

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!

Jimmy: Your mom is gay.

Me: No, you.

Jimmy: I have no mom.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.