Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
"Stupid ass baby."
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
