Insult jokes

Your mom #69.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.

Eat my ass!

Ur mom.

Oh wait, you don't have one.

What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?

A Brick can get laid.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!