Insult jokes
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Your mom #69.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Memes
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama!
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.