Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
Insult Jokes
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
