Insult jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Your mom #69.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Eat my ass!
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Yo mama!
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore