my sister said im stupig todah and shes the on whu wrot dis
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble... but that would be an insult to MARBLES
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it
I would call Slade DENSE, but that would be an insult to ROCKS
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
I bet ur hairline gose inside ur private part and ur girlfriend can’t even touch it
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Is your middle name fancy feast? Cause your face looks like a can of dog food
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
You are the gayest.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
That bloke Dean’s a cunt!
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Whats that stupid Girl in you're Class called
ThOt
my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex
