INS jokes

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."

I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭

Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?

Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.

A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.

Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?

They're both gay and use knives.

I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.

I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.

The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.

Balls in your jaws.

100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.

Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.

Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.

My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?

Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D

Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?

Me: Call The Police Ka!!!

Addison in bra.

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂