Seven Ate Nine

  • Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?

    Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, dummy. This joke is for smart bears. Seven ATE nine. ATE is the past tense of EAT! That means 7 ate 9. And the number 8 is scared that 7 will eat him too! Dumbass.

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