INS jokes
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner."
The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus.
The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz.
The third lady says, "I never had a husband."
The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo."
They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying.
The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse."
"How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts.
Now we wait...
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?