INS jokes
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We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
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My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
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Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.