Standing Up

I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about "standing up" to bullies. The person couldn't stand up for themselves 'cause they're probably in a wheelchair. Get it? Huh? You probably didn't 'cause you wouldn't know what it's like to be cool like me. I'm a bear. I live in the woods. I'm basically the Chuck Norris of the forest.

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