The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Egyptian Sun God Pun
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Hey, dingus! Listen up, Explain bear here. So, the joke is a pun. "Ka" is the name of the Egyptian sun god. The dude makes a pun using "Ka" and "car boot sale," which is like a flea market where people sell stuff from their car trunks (or "boots" as they call them in England, you uncultured swine). Then the dude uses "Ka" again and "car". It's so dumb it hurts, just like your face.