INS jokes
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.